May 9, 2009: Taylor Gets Wet: Tinted Windows at The Bamboozle

At some point, I promised myself that I would never stand in line for Hanson. I would never sleep on a sidewalk, or forgo bathing for any amount of time, or stand in the rain with my teeth chattering, or risk disease or financial ruin or even tiredness. It's not because I lack devotion. (I mean, keep reading this blog. Seriously.) But what I really lack is patience and any tolerance for being uncomfortable. And let's be real here. You simply don't need to sleep on a sidewalk overnight to see Hanson anymore. In fact, I'm not sure you ever needed to. This is the miraculous truth my friends and I sorted out around 2001: If you show up 10 minutes before the show, showered and with a full stomach, they still let you in!

And because we're talking about Hanson here—my favorite band and yours, the one known for being thrown off the stage by the venue six songs into their set for violating curfew—they often still let you in if you're an hour late. In short, I don't fuss over Hanson anymore.

Except, you know, when I do.

I've broken those rules exactly twice that I can think of in all my years of Hanson fannishness—once in a town called Exeter, New Hampshire for an event called Seacoast Idol, which I've never written about because it was so ridiculous and surreal that I'm still not sure it actually happened. (And if the copious stink of pot coming from backstage was any indication, Hanson's not either.) And then there was the ill-advised hysteria that happened last weekend.

Oh, I know. I wish I could blame this one on my misguided youth. But I clearly can't, as the weird water stains on my very grownup trench coat will testify.

So, we went to see Tinted Windows at The Bamboozle, a music festival held in a parking lot in New Jersey, headlined by No Doubt and featuring absolutely no one else of note. I say this as a card-carrying Old Person, because the 5 zillion kids in attendance clearly knew who they were looking at, and even if they didn't, I was convinced. And my friends instructed me to arrive approximately four hours early.

FOUR HOURS.

To this very moment, I have no idea why I arrived four hours early. In fact, let's ask my friends: Why did you make me show up four hours early? It's not like I live some fathomless distance from Giants Stadium or that Taylor Hanson made a special appearance in the morning to hand out croissants. In fact, when I arrived at this event, Taylor had probably only been in bed for about an hour. In fact, before I scraped myself out of my apartment and boarded that New Jersey Transit bus, I had only been in bed for about an hour.

But I had missed the first Tinted Windows show in New York City. (I was in Croatia. That long story is captured elsewhere.) And I figured this was maybe worth it. Even at that hour of the morning. Even in the rain.

It rained from the moment we arrived outside the gates—soggy and relentless—until the moment Taylor Hanson stepped on the stage. I could make insinuations here about the Power of Taylor and how he constantly moves with a patch of blue, cloudless sky above his big shaggy head. (It matches his eyes, as I'm sure he's well aware.) But honestly, the sun never came completely out and the rain never really stopped. It was more like a hopeful brightening in the atmosphere than anything else; you might need Isaac and Zac for full sun, to truly make the clouds part. Still, though, Taylor wore sunglasses. Maybe because he's too cool to live and maybe because he's just protecting himself from all the UV radiating from Planet Taylor.

Anyway.

By the time Tinted Windows took the stage, I was a soggy mess. And after about three bars of music, I didn't really care. I cared immediately after they left the stage, when I suddenly realized that I was soaked through every layer of my clothes, that it was raining again, and that I was starving. But while they played, all was well with the world.

So, Tinted Windows. You know what? They're great. The songs are fun and quick and frothy and the band obviously plays so well. And Taylor is as he always is—gorgeous, charmingly awkward, dressed like a fool, and singing like it's going out of style. Others have made light of his inclusion in this project, but really, he's the only thing that makes it work. There's no one else on stage who's pretty enough or guileless enough to sell such pithy fare, and certainly none of them can hit notes like Taylor can, even if the music doesn't seem to be an immediate match for Taylor's voice. (Imagine Michael Jackson fronting Cheap Trick. Yeah.) But somehow, it holds together, even if Taylor is still a little unsure how to go about being a frontman. If anything, what Tinted Windows could use is a full dose of Taylor's weird rockstar magic. The crummy thing, though, is that magic surfaces only occasionally, and only when Taylor is totally comfortable, in front of a crowd that is beside itself with hysteria, and about two hours into the set. Which means, of course, that it may never happen during Tinted Windows. We've all seen it—that moment where something switches over for him. It is usually the moment where he steps away from his piano, gets dangerously close to the edge of the stage. His awkwardness evaporates. He stops caring so much. And he is, suddenly, a truly great performer. But unfortunately for Tinted Windows, Taylor isn't a great performer every day of the year. On the flip side, he is a great singer every day of the year, and he's sexy as hell before he even opens his mouth, and that's what Tinted Windows is living off of right now. It's fun and a nice departure—Taylor has never played with a tighter band—but you'll find none of the breathless giddiness at a Tinted Windows show that you will at your average Hanson concert.

Still, though, Tinted Windows is such fun. James Iha could not possibly play any better, Adam Schlesinger is mellow and solid as ever, and Bun E. Carlos just looks like he's having a blast. The story, though—and I don't think this is unfair, despite my clear Hansony bias—is all about Taylor. As the set began, the front of the stage was aswarm with press photographers, and I assure you that few lenses were aimed at Adam Schlesinger. Maybe it's curiosity about how he turned out. (Cute.) Maybe it's the shear weirdness of the project. (Definite.) And maybe it's just another chapter in the same story that's played out since the beginning of Taylor's career. (Pretty boy sings pop songs and the girls all waited in the rain.)

Labels: bamboozle, concerts, taylor, tinted windows

Posted by Laura Motta | 9:15 AM | 5 comments

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I just found your blog a few days ago, and I'm extremely happy I did. You articulate your thoughts about Hanson, Tinted Windows, and Taylor very well, and your opinions also happen to be very similar to my own.

I'm glad that there are fans who are dedicated to following the band but aren't afraid to step back and criticize as necessary. Well done!

By  Julia, at May 9, 2009 6:20 PM  

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yeah, it did sort of turn out that 4 hours in the rain were sort of unnecessary, but we'll just chalk it up to experience, i suppose.
are you going to go to the show at the highline ballroom? (and i'm sort of hoping A will get you to go see the cab with her, i'm interested in seeing what you think of them).

By  karen, at May 10, 2009 5:00 PM  

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Excellent read as always, Laura.

Love the album, and am looking forward to my rain-free indoor NYC Tinted Windows show!

-Jen (Lady Strange)

By  Anonymous, at May 17, 2009 4:14 PM  

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i found your blog a few months ago and sorta forgot about it and just found it again.. you always write so beautifully and so honestly, i love it. nice writing style!

By  Anonymous, at May 24, 2009 9:41 AM  

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Favorite line: "Maybe because he's too cool to live and maybe because he's just protecting himself from all the UV radiating from Planet Taylor." I laughed for a good five minutes at this...so true.

By  Franny Luvs All, at May 25, 2009 11:52 PM  

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