• The Teenie Mags: Every time there is a poll, a Choose Your Favorite Hunky Guy survey, Ike never ever scores over Tay or Zac. Never. Of course, this was the case about a year ago, when the wretched publications weren't so NSYNC obsessed. Now, Ike usually doesn't even make it on the list.
• The Books: If you're obsessed with Hanson, and who isn't nowadays… you always check out the H area in the music section of the bookstore. Sure you do. It's always good to count how many copies of the Jarrod book and Mmmbop to the Top they have. Goodness knows we wouldn't want them to run out, because well… what if you accidentally drop yours off a cliff or something? And to your surprise, what is the only book they have left on the shelves? Totally Ike. Why? Because there is such a lack of Ike love in the world.
• Ike is his Own Person: The Granddaddy Ike Diss of them all. That girl should be flogged. First for inarticulateness, second for stupidity. She should have said: "We can't really think of anything particularly outstanding about you Ike, so we'll just give you credit for breathing and having the name Hanson."
• Chelsea Clinton: Yeah, Tay was compared to a girl too, but at least he was compared to a pretty girl.
• The Rosie O'Donnel Incident: We don't know which time it was, but at the end of the show, there was a group of girls that was allowed up onto the stage to shake Hanson's hands, say hello, have a chat, etc. As soon as Rosie gave them permission to go, the girls, not unlike stampeding cattle, ran, not walked, but ran over to Tay and Zac, arms outstretched, mouths open, ready to devour the boys. And Ike? Who went over to Ike, you ask? No one. In fact, the girls nearly knocked him over to get to the younger Hansons.
• Alex Kingston: Ike goes to shake hands with her. She walks by, oblivious. Dear Miss Kingston, you are rude because you didn't want to shake Ike's hand. Furthermore, you probably lowered his self-esteem even more than it already is. Congratulations. That should be about three more years of therapy.

• The Braces: I know Ike. I feel your pain. I was Metal Mouth, Train Tracks, all of those things. It's hard to be pretty when you're sporting ten pounds of aluminum in your mouth. Look on the bright side, at least you didn't need to wear headgear.
• Curly Hair Denial: Oh man, the greatest Ike mistake of all time. You should have let yourself go free and dealt with the frizzies. Oh well. Those days are gone now.
• The Ultra Baggy Pants: Yet another phase I'm glad is well over with.
• The Age Thing: The majority of Hanson's fans are well… on the younger side. The younger fans would logically like… the younger Hansons.

• Isaac has grown into himself as of recent, now hasn't he? No braces, the new manly buff bod. Quite a stunning figure he cuts.
• More than Anything. How anyone could hear that and not want to bear the boy at least four children is completely beyond me.
• His hands. Ohmygoodness. Need we continue? I didn't think so.
• Ok, so he's the walking definition of sexy. If you can't see that, you're under the age of 9, or you need glasses.
• Ike is just Ike. While Tay and Zac fumble and blather, Ike is the most consistantly straightforward, good humored Hanson. Good husband material.
• Come on… he's a sensitive boy. Look at those eyes.
• Again, if he was your man, he would undoubtedly write you nice love songs. I bet that girl he wrote More Than Anything about is just kicking herself now.
• Pants… uh… look nice on him.
• He's not a diva like Taylor.
• He has no qualms about pulling up his socks… on camera. How can you not love a guy like that?

Please don't take wonderful Ike for granted. He's sweet and swoon-worthy and we love him. You should too.