WHAT DOES MMMBOP REALLY MEAN?

Ok, so the original inspiration was 50's and 60's rock and roll. The sibs are never going to join the band. Mmmbop is a frame of time. They're homeschooled. From Tulsa. Originally an acapella band. No, but what we really want to know is…
  1. What exactly was Taylor thinking when he turned up on TRL wearing a mendhi? Because a) You missed that trend by about a year hon and b) We really thought it was mostly a chick thing.
  2. Tay, do you really like the Ramones? Or did you just think the shirt was cool? Or did you do the math in your pretty little head and come out with an equation that looked like... Ramones=punk=me=cool?
  3. What's up with those yellow pants Zac?
  4. Why does the opening of 3CG sound like the beginning of Vision of Love?
  5. So Zac, "Sex, Drugs" huh?
  6. Did the Dust Brothers ask you to smoke up with them?
  7. So, do you still like Pamela Lee now that she got her implants out?
  8. Do you ever want to slap Carson Daly? Because we do.
  9. Ike, when did you make the stylists stop trying to straighten your hair?
  10. So, Ravi wrote a book huh?
  11. Do you find it more offensive than anything that David Hasslehoff thinks you're cool?
  12. So Zac, why the death look when Marie Osmond started asking you about your changing voice?
  13. Tay, do you still have that piece of silly string that was stuck to your butt in RTA? Can I have it?
  14. Did the outcome of the Grammy Awards upset you as much as it upset the rest of us?
  15. So, whose idea was it to put the bathing suit shot in RTA? I mean, really guys, that was pretty shameless and beefcake.
  16. Does it freak you out that some of your fans find your Dad kind of hot in that much older-man way?
  17. Who allowed you, at the age of nine, to shave the under side of your hair? I mean, really. It's hard to find sympathy for you on that one.
  18. Did you ever have feetie pajamas?
  19. Did your Mom get mad at you after you put your feet all over Oprah's furniture?
  20. Tay, do you ever wish you actually had a filter between your brain and your mouth like the rest of us?
  21. Where was the joy in kicking those innocent pigeons? Oh yeah, I forgot. You're a boy.
  22. Do you actually like Lenny Kravitz? So help me God, your next album better not sound like that…
  23. Did that boy wearing blue camouflage in the Where's the Love Video scare you?
  24. Why does Hansonline suck so much?
  25. Who do you think is more annoying, the people who ask you annoying questions, or the people who ask you "What's the most annoying question anyone has ever asked you?"
  26. Tay, did you shave before the Kids Choice Awards? We think you did.
  27. Why did you not finish watching Good Will Hunting? Was it because you ran out of time, or because Daddy was concerned with the adult themes and excessive profanity contained therein?
  28. So, what exactly does the Hanson New Years Eve Bash entail?
  29. Tay, are you really a ladies man, or do you just seem like one on TV?
  30. Did Dad try and keep you away from the freaks when you were shooting Weird? ("Zac! Come away from there!")
  31. Ike, are you aware that you have the most beautiful hands ever put on this earth?
  32. Were you as unhappy as you looked talking to the silly green O on Nickel-o-zone?
  33. Why so much pleather? I mean, not that we didn't sort of enjoy the pants with the faux water droplets on them.
  34. So, like, how useless was that Howie Mandell interview?
  35. Tay, why do you continually attempt to cover your brother's tracks when they say stupid things? I mean, just let it go. We love you anyway.
  36. What's up with these songs you've been covering lately that have leery sexual connotations? (Good Lovin, Magic Carpet Ride) Zac is far too young for that sort of thing. Even if he is a rock star.