BLUE YONDER DREAMS:

Which Hanson would be best to...
  • Have as your brother? Zac. He just seems like he'd be a sweet, supportive, protective sibling in a highly unannoying way. Plus, he could trounce just about anyone who's being all mean to you.
  • Have as a best friend? Zac. You could just kick back and play video games all the time. He seems like he wouldn't mind if you dressed like a scrub and swore and burped. He might even think you were cooler for it.
  • Kiss? Zachary. I know, the answer would seem to be Pick a Hanson, Any Hanson for this one, but just look at the boys lips. They're pillowy enough to flump backwards onto.
  • Slow dance with? Taylor. He's tall and solid and statuesque. Dancing with him would provide ample opportunity to hold onto his exquisite shoulders, rest your cheek against his chest (Well, if you're a shorty like me anyway) and just generally grope him without penalty.
  • Have as a boyfriend? Taylor. Even without his exceedingly high trophy value, Taylor Hanson would just inevitably romance you until you couldn't stand it anymore. Plus, he'd be all shy and sweet and stuff. I mean, this is the same kid who wrote Save Me...
  • Go shopping with? Taylor. Yeah, he's got killer fashion sense, but imagine how much fun it would be to pick out things for him? And then the even more interesting prospect of making him try things on for you.
  • Have give you a backrub? Isaac, Isaac, Isaac. Look at his hands. You'll know why.
  • Have as the father of your babies? Isaac. And that's not just for the sex. Really. I swear. Picture him in the rocking chair, baby balanced on one shoulder, singing her to sleep. I dare you to resist that. I dare you. (Another added incentive. If he was actually the father of your babies, there's the good possibility that he'd sing you to sleep too...)
  • Bring home to meet your mom? Isaac. He's the safe, wholesome, upstanding good Christian boy your mom wants you to date, as opposed to his fast talking, too-pretty-to-be-pure supermodel brother...