• He's freaking beautiful, an almost frightening, incredibly masculine kind of beautiful that is positively astounding for his age.
• His hair is too long. Oh man, it is SO too long, and we all love it and want to run our hands through it and… ahem…excuse us…
• His lips. Oh my God. Talk about bringing "bee stung" to new levels or wonderfulness.
• He's smart. Ah yes. Have you ever seen a more articulate 13 year-old? I certainly haven't. And he's a boy to boot. As a conversationalist, he probably wouldn't BS you either, which is a good thing certainly. You know, because Taylor probably would.
• He's funny. Like genuninely "haha you're pretty funny" funny. Not like Isaac's charming but goofy "I'm trying so hard to be funny so please laugh at me" funny.
• He's a sensitive boy. I mean, come on, he paints flowers. How sweet is that?
• Talented. Oh my. As a drummer? Hi? He's really good. I mean, all of that rhythm stuff takes a tremendous amount of coordination. I certainly couldn't do it. I mean, even Corinne thinks he's good, and she goes to Berkelee and is all about knowing good music from bad and stuff. Zachary has the musical goods.
• He's a fun snappy dresser. I mean, who else could get away with having that significant a percentage of their wardrobe made out of the same material the US Army uses for parachutes? Imagine what it must be like going shopping with the boy?
• He's an artist. And quite a good one at that. I mean, have you ever actually looked at those MOE things he does? Please. I couldn't do that with ten years of art lessons.
• He's obviously so much more with it than Ike or Tay. Seriously. On the International Dork Scale, Zac is probably only like a 5 or a 6, where Ike and Tay would easily register in the double digits.
• How can you not have at least some sympathy for a boy who is so obviously abused and neglected by his older brothers?
• He has such pretty eyes. And you know what? Brown eyes are kind of hard to do. But Zachary has quite nice ones. They're very big and lilting. We like them.

• It could get you arrested.
• Weird looks from your friends. You know, when you introduce him: "Hi. This is my boyfriend. He's in the 8th grade."
• Weird looks from your mom.
• I bet Diana wouldn't be happy either.
• His hair might accidentally tangle around your neck and you could die.
• He might not understand your accent. Or something.
• You're not really into legos.

• When did he get huge? Man, all of a sudden, we all turned on the television and here was this large, beautiful boy man who claimed to be Zac. And we were like, Who are you?
• If he looks like that at 13, picture five years from now. Yum and a half.
• He was always known as The Wacky One. I don't see him as wacky at all. Maybe like, two years ago he could have used some Ritalin, but he's OK now. Actually, as of recent, he's been a bit more subdued than I'd like to see any Hanson be.
• I wonder how much of the actual writing he does. Probably more than Ike and Tay give him credit for, those meanies.
• I'm telling you. He's the smart one. Twenty years from now, it's not going to be Zac in rehab, on his fifth marriage.

We'd make out with Zac.