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How are Hanson constantly able to intrigue their fans?

How are they able to find ways to keep the faithful busy, even during a studio absence?  Well, if you've been paying attention, you've probably picked up on a common theme in Hanson's music and public interviews: "things you'll never know."  Apparently, it's a theme they haven't dropped for the next album either. 

In the November 25, 1999 issue of Rolling Stone, the guys mention a song Taylor wrote recently entitled, "You Never Know."    This song title got me thinking about the secrets Hanson keep and the ones they've revealed. One of the reasons I respect Hanson is their ability to keep a secret, and of course, as my friend Laura put it so eloquently, it's "no fun having all the answers."

The Internet provides overwhelming temptation when it comes to digging into people's lives, and I did not intend this page to be a forum for scolding those budding journalists for the "Enquirer." I selected the items on these lists based on lyrics, interviews and appearances in an attempt to be amusing.   At the same time, I believe that when we keep secrets, it's a way of showing respect to the people we admire. 

things you'll never know
Hanson's Yahoo pager names
who writes each article in MOE
what studio Hanson is currently recording in
the make and model of the cars Hanson drive
the identity of Dr. Food
the meaning of "banana and onion pizzas"
the inside joke behind "Cows, Cows everywhere"
when they'll be appearing with surviving members of the Grateful Dead
where Taylor's rat tail is
when Albertane is coming to get the Man from Milwaukee
where did Johnny go
that secret no one knows

things Hanson doesn't know
what's under studios B, C, D & M at the A&M studios
the name of their next album
what direction their first album was
what direction their new album will take
why fans scream, cry and faint when they meet the band
what "bulletproof marshmallows" are
the wrist gun

things you thought you didn't know
the secret of the gravity room in the "Weird" video
the inspiration behind "Bridges of Stone"
what Zac's "new haircut" looks like
the life span of a California Redwood
how many decibels a jet plane emits when it's taking off
what the guys' tour bus looks like
whether or not Isaac is a fan of Austin Powers, Puff Daddy or Jonny Lang
whether the guys have girlfriends or not
this time around
that Zac's dirtbike is named, Betsy
what Hanson reckons they'll be doing in 10 years

things everybody knows
the Claus

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